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"What If..."

I died: Whoa… I think I just felt my heart stop. Can I administer CPR to myself? *tries*

I kissed you: lol, spontaneous lesbian much? I’d probably just cast suspicious glances at you for the rest of the evening.

I lived next door to you: Can you say never-ending sleepover?! Holy damn.

You found out I was married: What the hell?! Why wasn’t I the best man???

I stole something: Well, I most likely talked you into it, so…

I was hospitalized: I would keep you company and bring you bushels of pomegranates until you felt better!

I refused to leave my home: Then I would break into your house and set up camp, like I always do, lol.

I got into a fist fight while you were there: I’d pull you back and roundhouse-kick your opponent’s face! Then let you have ‘em again.

"Would You..."

Help me hide a body: You want me to bring the shovel or the bulldozer? XD

Keep a secret if I told you one: Pfft, friends don’t call me BFF for nothing. Of course I would!

Hold my hand: Aww, you need me to hold you hand? It must be school-time again… You need some hot cocoa?

Take a bullet for me: I can’t imagine why anyone would want to shoot you, but… ABSOLUTELY! Anywhere and everywhere.

Try to solve my problems: We both know we already do this for each other like every twenty seconds, lol.

Love me: Already do, pal! How could I not after everything you’ve done for me and are to me?

Date me: You may be awesome in every conceivable way, but I don’t swing like that. Sorry babe.

"Have You Ever..."

Lied to make me feel better: Not that I know of, but I definitely would if I knew it would work!

Lied for me: Yes? Maybe. I don’t know, it’s summer; you can’t trust me to remember much of anything right now.

Wanted to kiss me: I’ve wanted to kiss your feet before, because your witty humor, crazy antics, magical laughter, caring nature, lively spirit, and brilliant talents leave me in awe. Yush!

Wanted to kill me: Only when I thought you were going to present an argument to me on why NOT to go to Cornish. *luff*

Broke my heart: If I have, you can surely take mine as compensation. Though I’m afraid it’s a bit of a fixer-upper, too.

Betrayed me: Ack! I hope not. I think I would kill myself just for thinking about it.

Kept something important from me: Only for awhile, but then I ended up telling you anyway. XD I can’t keep secrets from you, I really can’t.

Thought I was unbearably annoying or felt like you couldn't stand me: On the off days when I start talking like you and it annoys everyone around me. Then I curse you for being so damn infectious, lol.

"About Us..."

Who are you: The eccentric one… Friends call me Cera.

Are we friends: Is my hair red? It think so!

When and how did we meet: Nearly two years ago in PARADE. Good times, good times…

Describe me in three words: whimsical, articulate, and radiant.

What was your first impression of me: “Oh, so THIS is Annika! Nifty, I always wanted to meet her… Ooh, I hope she likes me… I’ll just cling to Natalie and hope for the best… Wow, I wish I had hair like hers… Check that out, she’s freakin’ hilarious! And clever… Oh man, she pwns me, I just know it…”

Do you still think that way about me now: All that and so much more!!!

What reminds you of me: epic, squee, mechanical pencils, Cinderella, star fruit, Remnants of Ashenfeld, deviantART, skitter-skitter-skitter…

If you could give me anything, what would it be: A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF BIC .5 MECHANICAL PENCILS!!! And a lappytop that never malfunctioned.

How well do you know me: Hmm… I think I know you pretty well. I know that you’re AMAZING, so what else is there?

When was the last time you saw me: Your house, two weeks ago? I think… Could be wrong, it’s happened before. XD

Ever wanted to tell me something you couldn't: Yeah, but then it slipped out anyway. I have mad skill, no?

Are you gonna repost this to see what I say about you: Get this---you’re so impressive that you’ve already done it. WHOAS! And I loved it, of course.

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"What If..."

I died: Well first I would need us parade oldies like cera and ana, and we would band together at my house, make the strongest most foul tasting healing potion ever created, dig up your grave on the night of the first full moon of the month you died, draw a pentegram with whip cream on your head and force feed you the potion. We would then light a blazing fire strio off all our clothes and dance around you with sticks. Then of course sacrifice a dead chicken from the local QFC to the blazing fire, then make sure to give you an offering of our saliva before splattering you with jello... that oughtta scare you alive..

I kissed you: *pause* AHAHAHAHAH!

I lived next door to you: ... muhahaha....

You found out I was married: Muhaha... Isaac eez miine...

I stole something: I would help you sell it then make you split the profits with me...

I was hospitalized: I would stay by your side and make you awesome doodles every day then plaster them all over the walls of your room so that when you woke up you'd be looking at chaos...

I refused to leave my home: Invade your house along with Cera and Ana...

I got into a fist fight while you were there: "XALI NO!" "Punch with your whole arm! Like this!"

"Would You..."

Help me hide a body: yesss

Keep a secret if I told you one: Uhh chyah!

Hold my hand: *holds hand*

Take a bullet for me: hmm.. i dun believe in guns...

Try to solve my problems: i try not to solve anyone's problems....

Love me: Well I have forever so yuh...

Date me: Movies or dinner? lol

"Have You Ever..."

Lied to make me feel better: I dun think I've ever seen you in such a bad mood to do that....

Lied for me: Most likely...

Wanted to kiss me: I think I have... on the hand..

Wanted to kill me: Well I want to kill everyone.. JK JK! no of course not..

Broke my heart: *checks day planner* cuz ya know i soo write these things down...

Betrayed me: iono have i??

Kept something important from me: I can't keep anything important from anyone... so.. now

Thought I was unbearably annoying or felt like you couldn't stand me: how could you be more annoying that me??

"About Us..."

Who are you: Chaotic Angel

Are we friends: I tend to think so when u show up at your house 7 hours early for your birthday party... but i could be wrong..

When and how did we meet: liiek when you were in 8th grade?? long time ago...

Describe me in three words: Purtyful, Jilarious *yes thas hilarious spelled with a j* Smartiful

What was your first impression of me: Oh she's so not like other kids in Parade.. ha like me! YESSS I HAVE FOUND HER!!

Do you still think that way about me now: yush

What reminds you of me: *blink blink* epic.. ah ha.. ah ha.. ahahhaha!

If you could give me anything, what would it be: a horsey covered in my doodles..

How well do you know me: quite well i think.. =]

When was the last time you saw me: uhhh... last day of school.. but i diid talk to you on the phone!

Ever wanted to tell me something you couldn't: uhh no one can really keep my mouth shut.. NOT EVEN YOU!!!

Are you gonna repost this to see what I say about you: I did.. but i think your laptop is being a d- bag again.. cuz cuz.. you havent posted anything yet.. im sure you will soon tho..

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